Dimana bumi dipijak, disitu langit dijunjung…

Lagi-lagi tentang Singlish.

Di Starbucks…jamannya gue baru pindah & kerja disana (P = Partner; G = Gue)

P: Hey, can help me wif this anot?
G: Sorry, I can’t. Need to do the cash check.
P: OK, nemain..
G: Come again?
P: What?
G: What did you say just now?
P: Nemaaaaaiiin…you’re busy rite? Nemain, nemain. I’ll ask someone else to help
G: What’s ‘Nemain’? Why do you keep saying that?
P: Ha? Nemain? You donno ‘Nemain’ ah? N-E-V-E-R-M-I-N-D *dieja sama dia*
G: That’s NEVERMIND!!!
P: Ya lor, ‘NEMAIN’
G: *kejang mendadak*

Vla (B = Boss; C = Colleague; G = gue)

B: Have you ever tried Chapati?
G: No, never. Is it nice?
B: Ya, it’s like Prata lah. But Prata is made of ‘Vla’, Chapati is from ‘Wheat’. Healthier.
G: Prata? From ‘Vla’? Really??? *dibayangan gue, Vla tuh ya Vla macem saos atau isi kue soes gituh*
B: Ya lah…Vla, egg, oil…
G: Ooooh…ok *tetep gak ngerti gimana orang bikin prata dari Vla*

….di lain kesempatan…

C: Hey, I saw the muffin you made yesterday on your facebook. Looks good!
G: Taste good too…
C: You made muffin with what ah? Vla, eggs, sugar, what else ah?
G: Where got muffin using Vla?!!! No lah!
C: Then what? You don’t use Vla, meh?
G: No. Eggs, sugar, butter, flour…
C: You said no Vla!!!
G: Yup…who said Vla?
C: Just now you said Vla!!!
G: *puzzled…kapan gue bilang Vla?* No! It’s Eggs, sugar, butter, flour…
C: THERE!!! You use VLA right?!!! You’ve just said it
G: I…what??? It’s FLOUR!!!
C: The same laaaaaaaa….VLA!!!
G: *masuk ke oven, panggang diri sendiri*

*belakangan baru sadar kalo Vla itu kan bukan bahasa Inggris yak?? hahahahahah*

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